(via punkulator)
i-luv-the-little-things-about-u:
Dear future wife,
This is happening.Dear future husband,
This is happening.
These people are epic.
I love this.
That’s the cutest shit ever
(via legend-forever)
Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
(Source: stairway-to-mercury, via i-said-lumping-light-em-up)
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.”1984 by George Orwell
(Source: dark-mother, via genderhuman)
(Source: gynocraticgrrl, via movingonward)
"It is a risk to love.
What if it doesn’t work out?
Ah, but what if it does."
What if it doesn’t work out?
Ah, but what if it does."
— Peter McWilliams (via quote-book)
(via 420official)
(Source: queenprescott, via joeyrichtercriss)
On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?
“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”
“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun
Wut
(Source: vaspim, via letmebe-lucas)
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
(via alexanduur)
(Source: katycake, via j4wbreaker)
